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Publisher Marketing: Trying to move to a new home... on a new block... in a unknown community? Follow Ernst and Esme as they run away from buyer's remorse and through multiple back-up plans & enjoy your ride! If you like the rabbit hole of Alice in Wonderland, Dave Ramsey, and Garfield, you will appreciate the inspiration of Before Long, Let's Move. Improve the odds of finding your dream home with this 70-page illustrated-comedy adventure. If contentment is a virtue, then buying the perfect place is sheer romance. Why not laugh at the not-so virtuous detours we take along the road to said contentment? Yes, recognizing a few things you've learned in the maze to your sweet spot may solve many inherent problems that a new homeowner faces once innocently unforeseen. PRAISE FOR BEFORE LONG
- Five Star Review, Jack Magnus, Readers' Favorite
This comedic tall tale is the guide to alleviate risk on your road to personal happiness. Why not laugh at your discontent and ease the pain of personal financial planning. Better than a how-to home buyer's fix-it manual for anniversaries, housewarming parties, a loan officer, and home seller's thank you's. Inspirational, it's the fun gift to bring. #RichestManInBabylon #BuyerRemorse #Housewarming #Closing #alternative therapy #adulthood and aging #developmental psychology #humor #RomanticComedy #CoffeeTable #BrokerGift #RealtorGift #new adult #investing basics #parodies #GiftBook #parable motorcycle gift harley davidson accessories lifespan development #Satire |